Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Sidharth's mail with an attachment- But who on earth invented this power cut yaar?


      Finally I had a mail from Sidharth with a word file attached. In no time I had downloaded the document and stored it in the folder named ‘Personal’, in which I keep images of closed ones, some of the word documents I have made by cut- copy- pasting while chatting with friends and closed ones just to relive in those memories and some very little porn. It is so amazing how a lazy Monday morning at office would bring some inexplicable energy in you from nowhere which you would wish last long forever. In one word I was ‘Thrilled’ after receiving that mail from Sidharth.
      Being Monday there was a lot of calls to manage. Some nice, rude, gentle and majority of them would fall under the category ‘SIT calls’ (Sadly I Took:(). If a guy or a girl had just finished a ‘SIT’ call he or she would literally SIT for awhile on his or hers chair or would go for a smoke or a Coffee break or in worst case damage the headset after smashing it on the table mistakenly assuming the table for the client’s head with whom he or she had just conversed. It was surprising for me that even though it was a Monday morning no calls are been put into SIT category from my side. It might be the impact of that mail from Sidharth with the word file attached, which I decided to open only when I am at home (Precisely in my room) I had never ever rushed home in that hurry!
      Usually I catch a bus which would take 30 minutes to my area. But it was unbelievable for me to pay the Autowala Rs150 without stepping into any bargaining drama so that I can be home very soon. (These autowalas in town are the experts in skipping traffic) I had my shower in 5 minutes and asked mom not to disturb me even for dinner before bolting the room from the inside. No Indian mom would think too much about it unless and until her son had been caught watching porn by her red handed! Luckily I had never been caught by her! (Yes it does mean that we (I and my friend) were caught by someone else while watching a b-grade movie in our boyhood days. But I don’t think that it should be narrated here) Hence I was pretty sure that I would get a serene atmosphere to go through the file sent by Sidharth.
           I thought about Mom and my younger sister Keerthana as potential disturbance sources. Mom would never take her eyes off from the serials, which seems to have been invented exclusively for Indian homemakers. I had no worries about Keerthana. She became very quiet ever since she had joined for her CAT entrance coaching classes. I wonder what techniques these professors in TIMEs and other well rated competitive entrance coaching centers are successfully implementing to make these girls to shut their mouth. It was strange for me to watch Keerthana without scribbling ferociously on the keyboard of her Blackberry. She seemed to forget her BB pet forever!
         I was all set and switched on my laptop. There are two things about my laptop that should be noted here;
One:  it would take 5-6 minutes to get booted.
Two:  if it is unplugged from the power socket, my system would get shut downed in a flash of a second. Finally after full five minutes desktop appeared!
         It was the third longest five minutes I have ever experienced in my life so far. First was when we were caught by my ex- girlfriend’s uncle in the early hours of the day while we were ‘trying to make’ some love at her place and the second was when we were exhausted after a love making session at my place by my mom, years back. Both red handed!
          Now all I had to do was that to open the folder named ‘Personal’ and double click on the word file sent by Sidharth. The moment I double clicked on the word file the power went off!
          I could only curse my laptop for not having enough back up and the State Electricity Board for not letting the moment to come that I have been waiting for a long time.

Guys probably we would get something interesting to read after the power cut.
Sharath Muthirakkal

No comments:

Post a Comment