Monday 22 July 2013

THE ADVENTURES OF UNEMPLYED MAN!

All the characters in the story are real. If you find any resemblance
with someone you know that is purely intentional and no regrets!


One thing I want to make it clear before I start- I am not drunk!

Life is such an interesting tale. Sometimes it makes you happy and brings all the joy in the world. Sometimes it simply fuck you! I was a destiny's believer. So when good things happened in life I used to boast my brilliance and whenever ulta happened I could always blame 'destiny'.

About the jobs I quit. I didn't want to lose all the jobs I lost recently. My expectations and the nature of the jobs I had to do was not at all matching. Hence I opted to quit.  

And when I had no job my lover inboxed me this text; " Sidharth, See now you have no job. My parents are never gonna like you. And you proved that you are useless. Please don't call me or text me. We are through!". I didn't say anything but after that there was no SMSs or calls from her. I never knew that she loved my job. Slowly I understood that I was brutally fucked. Not fucked, Raped!

Parents said, You should not have resigned. I kept quiet. I knew they are sincere and worried about their Son's future. 

But there are some relatives, They would simply ask those questions you never wanted to be asked in a public place. Whenever they meet you, irrespective of the places, occasions they shoot those questions. It may be a wedding reception, A funeral, A party night. Thing is that they knew you have no job and you are totally fucked up. But they want to do others a favor. Wonder what favor? They also want others to know that you are fucked up! Sadistic but social service indeed.

Now everyone out there knew that you are a loser. Someone may laugh as if they watched a comedy show. Someone will come to you and advice you. Most of the advices would be like; ' Dude you were wrong there, What the hell you have done there, You could have just hanged  there etc. Someone will even offer a job too. They will tell " Dude see next time when you meet me online I will get you my e-mail id do send your CV we will see". You will be expecting a lot from the last guy and next time when you see him online you will say 'Hi' and the bugger at the other end simply logout and go or else he will turn of the chat.
But there you learn a lesson. Next time onward you will not listen to such bullshits. 

I was shocked when one of my female cousins turned her face away when she saw me standing near a shop, smiling at her. I had seen one of my relatives warning a kid that, don't go near him, as if I was a cannibal!

But I know there is something in the store! Thats what pushing me!


For Sidharth

His Best Friend

Sharath Muthirakkal.


Thanks for your time guys!


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